Step 01
Drop in your resume
Upload a resume and let the roast begin—no tedious questionnaire or account setup before the punchline.
AI resume roast · useful after the burn
Your resume called. It needs tougher feedback.
Roast Report turns your resume into a sharp, shareable roast in seconds—then shows you what is actually costing you interviews.
Free roast card. No credit card. You control what gets shared.
Resume under review
The founder promise
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Funny, never personal
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Feedback tied to real resume choices
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Nothing shared without your say-so
From cringe to clear
A roast with an actual point.
Most resume tools bury you in scores. We start with the line you will remember, then trace it back to the edit you should make.
Step 02
Get the useful truth
See the vague bullets, buried wins, tired phrases, and formatting choices weakening your first impression.
Vague impactFiller phrasesBuried achievementsHard-to-scan layout
Step 03
Share the damage
Your free result arrives as a compact roast card made for screenshots, group chats, and social feeds.
Pricing without the plot twist
Laugh free. Fix it for nine bucks.
No subscription required for job seekers. Start with the roast and only pay when you want the deeper rewrite plan.
The Roast
$0
A fast read on what your resume is saying by accident.
- One AI resume roast
- Screenshot-ready roast card
- Top issues called out
- Download and share controls
Full Report · one time
$9
Turn every burn into a prioritized edit plan you can use on your next draft.
Everything in the free roast
Prioritized fixes
Bullet-strengthening guidance
Positioning and clarity notes
Section-by-section feedback
Actionable next draft checklist
Before you volunteer as tribute
Fair questions. Straight answers.
Your resume can take it
Get roasted. Get specific. Get the interview.
Upload your resume and meet the feedback your friends were too polite to give.